Yellow card offence

[Zuriblue]

Anyone who waves an imaginary card at the ref should see a red one.

Anyone who wins a penalty with a dive should have it video reviewed and get a 2 match ban for binging the game into disrepute. Yes tranny and Gerard, I'm talking to you.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

i would award a yellow card to players who theatricically stick out their tongue, in the fashion of a panting dog, whilst smiling ruefully, after missing a chance. Always as they run back, too.

Why oh why do they do this?!?!?