You are to be named Patron Saint of something.

[MikeF]

Lost causes, although St. Jude already has that accolade so I'll have to think of another

I am however in constant dialogue with St. Anthony whenever I lose my keys. I think it's an age thing

 

[MCC]

Carnage

 

[another generation]

Gullibility.

 

[stony]

St Schadenfreude.

 

[nelsons willie]

Ngreavsie

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Major fuckups

David Moyes already has that one covered

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Moderators

 

[Yaya_Tony]

Major fuckups

You nicked my calling. In the absence of my first choice;

Half arsed laziness

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Self-sexual abuse.

 

[AUnwin84]

Pies