You Have 100 Hate Points

Rags (club and supporters) -- 30
Rag sense of entitlement -- 30
Candlelighter supporters -- 25 and likely to subsume all other categories at current rate of growth
Candlelighter club -- 10
Arsenal -- 2 (fallen dramatically since Wenger departed)
Duncan Castles -- 3
 
Had my car serviced last week and the service guy is a Dipper. He had the temerity to tell me that Raheem was gonna win an Olympic medal off the high board. Not just a gold medal ahead of El Pharaoh but the implication that he would manage a clean sweep of all three medals. I award Dipper fans my full allocation of 100 and with added VAR, sorry, VAT, a total of 250.

Nicely done.
 
I’m too nice a person to hate anybody. Except those fucking rag and dipper c***s. 50 each.
 
Had my car serviced last week and the service guy is a Dipper. He had the temerity to tell me that Raheem was gonna win an Olympic medal off the high board. Not just a gold medal ahead of El Pharaoh but the implication that he would manage a clean sweep of all three medals. I award Dipper fans my full allocation of 100 and with added VAR, sorry, VAT, a total of 250.

That's a hell of a V.A.T. rate, but yeah they deserve what they get.
 
30% Rags
30% FC Moston
20% Liverpool
10% Wigan
5% Stockport
5% Millwall
 
How do you score it?

For me, 5/10 years ago, it would have been 85 to united, 10 to spurs (1981) and 5 liverpool.

Now, probably 65 united, 30 liverpool and 5 spurs.

Credit to @hello for the idea.

I dislike a few other clubs, but those listed I detest for various reasons..
That’s the media 3 (and also the match official 3)
 
40 united
30 liverpool
10 Celtic
5 newcastle
5 everton
5 Middlesbrough
5 Millwall fans
 
I have way too much hate for a measly 100 points.

Utd, spurs and then the Scouse ****s but they are on the rise and will easily surpass spurs soon.
 

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