You know in school when they teach people how to put a cndom

[InvisibleMan]

on?

Why the fuck don't they get someone to teach girls how to wank? The last 3 girls i've asked to wank me off in the past few months have all been fucking rubbish. Not even ok, just shit. One sort of tried to do it open palmed and still didn't do it proper after i showed her what i like and had no wrist action at all.

Another said 'i don't like wanking off, i don't give blow jobs and i don't like anal or having sex doggy style'. Just said i can't see this working out. She was quite good actually but would only tease with her fingers and held it too firmly otherwise.

The other, this weekend started tugging it like she was trying to rip out a length of cable from the side of a railway track.

Surely it's about time they started teaching these girls how to wank someone off without pulling half their knob off? It's only fair.

 

[Philbo]

a wonderful and intellegent post!!! hahaha made my day that!! pmsl!!

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

Bwahahahahha!

I think the best thing to do if they're giving you such a bad one is cut your losses and do it yourself - aim and fire in her face/gob

 

[Anonymous]

hahahaha!

Almost spilt me tea then!

I do know where you're comin' from though ..... the missus still can't master the technique an' i've been advisin' her for years!

Ah well .... at least she gets the amount of sugars in me tea right ...... can't have everythin' i suppose!!!!

 

[blue mash up]

i remember the days of sex being with someone a long time dampens that kind of action.

 

[Simon Le Tom]

Re: You know in school when they teach people how to put a c

The other, this weekend started tugging it like she was trying to rip out a length of cable from the side of a railway track.

haha at this thread, ace.

I know what you mean tho, i had a bird a month or so back...was a cracking shag but when i wanted a ham shank off her it was like she plunging a blocked toilet, i had a chafe mark on my knob for a few days

They need training, a lot of training...

 

[The Pink Panther]

If there's a book about this

then there should be one available for wanking

 

[Matty]

Re: You know in school when they teach people how to put a c

The other, this weekend started tugging it like she was trying to rip out a length of cable from the side of a railway track.

haha at this thread, ace.

I know what you mean tho, i had a bird a month or so back...was a cracking shag but when i wanted a ham shank off her it was like she plunging a blocked toilet, i had a chafe mark on my knob for a few days

They need training, a lot of training...

Totally agree, they nearly alwats grip it far too tightly, and then attempt to rip the skin clean off it! Yet, inexplicably, they expect you to know EXACTLY what you're doing when the situation is reversed.

 

[Pearcey]

I have to say...

My girlfriend gives an amazing handjob... the best I've ever had!

I often wonder If she's ever had a penis herself at some point!

(Only joking honey xxx)

 

[Matty]

I have to say...

My girlfriend gives an amazing handjob... the best I've ever had!

I often wonder If she's ever had a penis herself at some point!

(Only joking honey xxx)

Pearcey's dating a transexual!

This rumous HAS to gather speed!