You know you're getting old when...

[Banned Tosspot]

...a lad at work says that he doesn't like Shed Seven, Supergrass, Pulp and so on because they are 'Classic Rock'.

I'm still stunned as I sit here with my pipe and slippers.

 

[mad4city]

Don't ask me. The last album I bought was by the Mississippi Sheiks.
They broke up sometime around 1937.

 

[Blue Mist]

Bloody kids. They need conscription I tell yah. Never did me any harm. If I knew any of the pop groups you have just mentioned it would be easier, New Seekers fan myself, decent songs that you could listen to and understand.

 

[TCIB]

CLASSIC fucking hell (checks grey beard in mirror)

I say we wipe out youngsters so we can still feel young :)

 

[the god Gerry Gow]

Was it W C Fields who said "youth is wasted on the young"

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

I'm constantly plucking big fuck off hairs out of me eyebrows.
My knees crackle like fuck when I stand up.
I get very irritated very easily. I'm turning into a miserable old wanker. Great

 

[Ronnie the Rep]

I've got more hairs in my ears and nose than on my head

 

[bobmcfc]

When your kids are bigger than you by a lot

 

[Rascal]

You know you're getting old when...

You become a cantankerous old fucker who loves to moan about shit threads about being old

 

[scall11]

I just put on some Merrylls, a jumper and jeans without a belt and thought....oooh, this is comfy.

:o(