You know you're getting old when...

[2sheikhs]

I was dreading getting older but I'm loving it.

 

[Belly]

You know your getting old when you WOULD shag one of the dinner ladies at your kids school.

 

[BluePurgatory]

When M people are doing a 20th Anniversary tour. Anyway its nice to know that one of our very own (Mike Pikering) was involved in this group!

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

The first record you ever bought was The Beatles "Please please me"....6s/4d

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Farting with confidence is a thing of the past

 

[TTTCITYBHOY]

The first record you ever bought was The Beatles "Please please me"....6s/4d

Was it not 6/8 mate...3 for £1 ?
On getting old...
I know when i need a haircut,the grey bits come through on the side.
I can now drink 3 bottles of Rioja in 1 night,without spewing it up.
All i listen to on radio is Gold (60s,70s,80,s) and Absolute 80's.
I can remember it diffucult to put £1 of petrol into a gallon can.
When the Ford Escort Mk 1 1300E was a classy car.
You remember meeting Jinky Johnstone while you were at primary school.
And....you remember Tuearts overhead kick......as the last time we won anything before the Cup 2 years ago.

 

[Barcon]

When every piss is a sit down piss, and you manage to piss on your balls.

 

[Chris in London]

You remember thinking Bodie and Doyle were seriously cool.

 

[Bluechipblue]

When I used to orgasm, I used to jet wash the ceiling. Now, it looks left, then right, before abseiling down to my slippers. Happy days.

 

[TCIB]

When every piss is a sit down piss, and you manage to piss on your balls.

I love a good sit down piss.