You know you're getting old when...

[scotty123]

When you email/write after loads of jobs and you dont even get a reply knowing they have seen your age
You dont give a shit though cause you can have a sneeky kip about 3pm wake up have a brew and a bit of cake!!

 

[scotty123]

Everytime you sit down you sit on your bollocks

Esp when you have shorts on

 

[-dabz-]

I hope you all realise that because of the nature of the internet, Peter Kaye may stumble across this thread and then we'll not only have to suffer the twat a bit longer, but you'll be helping him to gather material for his "I Fancy Getting Myself A Fooking Big Car and A Nice Villa In Spain For Me Aunty Vera...Garlic Bread? Tour"

You've been warned.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Every premier league footballer is younger than you...

#giggsforever

 

[scotty123]

You go for a 2 hour bike ride as i just have and the Mrs says ''God you look knackered, i will make you a nice cup of tea and run you a bath with loads of Radox in''
Nowt to do with the copious amounts of beer consumed at the match yesterday by the way!

 

[Mikeegrini]

Stray grey pubes :(

I was wondering, do they all go grey eventually?

Yes, the good news is they hide your shrivelled and useless member.

 

[jimharri]

Every premier league footballer is younger than you...

Never mind the players; most of their dads are probably younger than me.

 

[Len Rum]

When you can't be bothered making time for a J Arthur.

 

[bluemc1]

when you tel your son hes lazy and that at his age you were out playing football every night and on saturdays and sundays also and his reply is "yeah but you didn't have electric then " im 35 ffs

 

[jimharri]

When you can't be bothered making time for a J Arthur.

I'm not that old yet!