You know youre old when........

[Ronnie the Rep]

True but I can't imagine somebody holding down a job for long by saying " Yeah, wot you want, cocksucker?" "May I help you, Sir?" sounds a litttle nicer ![/quote]


Where I live I have noticed that shop assistants are much more polite than they used to be. Maybe I am too!! Another sign of age?

 

[Ronnie the Rep]

You have to have a cushion on your office chair to help keep your Micheal Miles from hurting - and you know whi he was!!

 

[pjpar]

When you are coming home at 11pm on a friday or saturday, instead of just going out!

 

[TOOTS]

When all your mates are dead and your in the pub on your own and you don't get involved in rounds

 

[dannybcity]

LOL I'm really enjoying this funny light hearted thread lads...

When all your mates are dead and your in the pub on your own and you don't get involved in rounds

...OH...*wipes away tear*

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

...you remember city winning a trophy!

...if you wanted to watch the match, you had to go to the ground.

...you remember all the old names for the pubs your kids go to.

...you remember when you could go on the lash all weekend for the same price as a couple of pints today.

 

[Matty]

....you played football twice this weekend, and it hurts like FUCK now! I used to be able to play 4 or 5 times a week with little or no after effects.

 

[Mr Ed (The Stables)]

You sneeze whilst taking a piss, and see what else pops out!

 

[Scrabster Six]

you start attending more funerals than weddings or all dayers..

 

[Kippax.]

.....You thought the word "sick" was how ill you was and not how cool you are!