you walk pass a cash machine

[Indaparkside]

You say the car is red.

I would remove the keys and pop them down the nearest grid.

Hehe

 

[r.soleofsalford]

didnt think of it that way,,shop was clossed no one about,wife says i should go in with it tomo

Tell her you will do and then go on the piss. pm which pub you`re going in.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

no idea

whats he got to do with it.

 

[Chippy_boy]

You say the car is red.

I would remove the keys and pop them down the nearest grid.

Is the CORRECT answer! Well spotted :-)

 

[purplenose]

Is the CORRECT answer! Well spotted :-)

We all know this would be the right and correct course of action.

Should anyone need to tap into my endless infinite wisdom I will be here all day.

Might pop out and check all the cash machines in Nantwich though am skint.

 

[Kompany Car]

Nope wouldn't take it as the poor bugger who drew it out of their account would loose it. In reality, after a specified amount of time, the cash machine would take it back in and it would go into the purge bin. The account would then be recredited. Have a mate who used to work for Wincor Nixdorf on the servicing side and he said you wouldn't believe the amount of times this exact thing happens, particularly on a Friday and Saturday night with loads of pissed up people trying to get money out.

 

[BlueHammer85]

whats he got to do with it.

Still.... no idea

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

and there is 300 squid hanging from the dispenser, do you take it inside and hand it over 'shop not bank' or tuck neatly inside top pocket and disapear

I would take it back in, as it is nobodys money except the poor person who tried to withdraw it and who may well really need it. You have also committed theft.
Did you take it in today?

 

[geoff clipp]

Given the machine would take the cash back in if it's not claimed and refund the customer, there's not really any excuse for taking it. Think one can justify these things to themselves if it's just money found lying in the street, as the chances of getting it back to it's rightful owner are extremely slim. In the case of the cash machine though, it's obviously stealing.

 

[laughing gravy]

and there is 300 squid hanging from the dispenser, do you take it inside and hand it over 'shop not bank' or tuck neatly inside top pocket and disapear

I did exactly that a bloke in front of me walked away into shop and left his 350 still in the machine,i counted it went in the shop where he was cueing up and said here dont do that again..i would not be able to sleep if i'd taken it,too honest for my own good,on the other hand i was paying a bill at the local main post office,filled pay slip in walked to pay till went for my wallet not there i'd left it on the side went back it had gone,then i saw a couple handing it in,there are honest people out there..