Your age.

Lavinda Past said:
simmers said:
nimrod said:
so why do they put bucketloads of pictures up of their kids, theyre spouse, theyre car (sometimes with Reg plate), theyre dog, theyre ex-school, theyre employment, everything except the year they were born , is that the big giveaway to all those baddies waiting to nick theyre ID ?


THEIR


Harsh but fayre?

Hash bud, flare... did you go to an all boys school too?
 
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
karen7 said:
I was told only yesterday i don't look my age,by my dentist and i was feeling rather good till she hit a nerve with the drill!

That's awful.
I didn't know they had female dentists.
The worst part of visiting a dentist for me is when they present the bill.
Fortunately while he's out of the room making one up, I'm rifling his cabinets for novocaine.

last time i go to a female dentist
 
Well I'm 49 and truth be told i'm thoroughly fucked off about it, someone said 50 is the new 30.. Lying twats, its not.
Youth is most definitely wasted on the young. That said I reckon I would only look 21 if I had not supported City since my immaculate conception.
 
andyhinch said:
karen7 said:
I was told only yesterday i don't look my age,by my dentist and i was feeling rather good till she hit a nerve with the drill!
Did she think you looked younger or older?

Younger of course
she could have meant just a day younger i suppose
I think it was part of a cunning plan to distract me from the approaching pain
 
Blue Til Death said:
Well I'm 49 and truth be told i'm thoroughly fucked off about it, someone said 50 is the new 30.. Lying twats, its not.
Youth is most definitely wasted on the young. That said I reckon I would only look 21 if I had not supported City since my immaculate conception.


BTD - we must be twins... 49 is good to me, remarried to the beautiful mrs This!, business coming out of recession, great house, pesky kids and step kids half the week, act like 20 year olds the other half, great chums, city winning stuff...

...so will probably keel over with a heart attack just as the beast steps up for an injury time penalty later...
 
karen7 said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
karen7 said:
I was told only yesterday i don't look my age,by my dentist and i was feeling rather good till she hit a nerve with the drill!

That's awful.
I didn't know they had female dentists.
The worst part of visiting a dentist for me is when they present the bill.
Fortunately while he's out of the room making one up, I'm rifling his cabinets for novocaine.

last time i go to a female dentist

When I was a kid my mum used to take me to a dentist on King Street.

His name was Mr Payne.

True story.
 
Chris in London said:
karen7 said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
That's awful.
I didn't know they had female dentists.
The worst part of visiting a dentist for me is when they present the bill.
Fortunately while he's out of the room making one up, I'm rifling his cabinets for novocaine.

last time i go to a female dentist

When I was a kid my mum used to take me to a dentist on King Street.

His name was Mr Payne.

True story.
I thought my childhood doctor Dr. Shorttall was bad
 
york away to this! said:
Blue Til Death said:
Well I'm 49 and truth be told i'm thoroughly fucked off about it, someone said 50 is the new 30.. Lying twats, its not.
Youth is most definitely wasted on the young. That said I reckon I would only look 21 if I had not supported City since my immaculate conception.


BTD - we must be twins... 49 is good to me, remarried to the beautiful mrs This!, business coming out of recession, great house, pesky kids and step kids half the week, act like 20 year olds the other half, great chums, city winning stuff...

...so will probably keel over with a heart attack just as the beast steps up for an injury time penalty later...

I reckon you are right mate, I have a lovely life truth be told, I'm just a moaning old twat with a mental age of 14.. I intend sticking around until we get 25 PL Titles then I will bow out gracefully ;-))
 
Lavinda Past said:
bobmcfc said:
Lavinda Past said:
I've got shoes that are older than you are alanbob.

I bet they are good shooz though

70s-Fashion-Stacked-Platforms.jpg


Go on... admit it. You want a pair.

Dya get a blow up Gary Glitter and a tin of silver spray paint?
 

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