Your Dumbest Match-Day Comment

Went to the Charity shield v Chelsea at Villa Park and I kept wondering why everyone was looking at me when I kept shouting Mariner your a wanker , didn't realise till the morning it was Kevin Friend who was the ref.
 
Inter Me Nan said:
Sat in the 3rd tier at Wembley Yaya Toure receives the ball on the right hand side of the 16 yard box from Zabba. As the ball left his foot it looked like from my angle he'd tried a cross and it sailed over to which I stood up and shouted "Fucks sake Ya...".
Everybody around me rightly took the piss after the goal and I had to take it on the chin as being a no nowt idiot ha.
Click to expand...

That's exactly what I did. When his shot looped up I shouted "What the fuck did you do that f.. YESSSSS!"
 
Every now and then when we are huffing and puffing, I have been known to shout out 'Come on City, shape up ffs' !

Turning to my mate, 'I'd take (insert player) Raheem, Bernardo, Riyad, Gabby, Sergio, David, Kev off as they are not on it today'!

Only for one of them to smash one in 2 minutes later..!

Still, it's not all embarrassment for me as I then get to jump up and down and hug the attractive lady that sits on the other side of me..!!
 
Bill the Blue said:
Every now and then when we are huffing and puffing, I have been known to shout out 'Come on City, shape up ffs' !

Turning to my mate, 'I'd take (insert player) Raheem, Bernardo, Riyad, Gabby, Sergio, David, Kev off as they are not on it today'!

Only for one of them to smash one in 2 minutes later..!

Still, it's not all embarrassment for me as I then get to jump up and down and hug the attractive lady that sits on the other side of me..!!
Click to expand...
The amount of times I've heard someone around me giving a player pelters for them to go on and score is huge!
 
In a bar in Croatia on the fateful night last season, all Croats apart from me......Could see Vinny was considering hoofing it "FFS NO VIN.......EEEEEEEYEEEEEEESSGETHEFUCKIN", on my knees in front of the TV....lots of very very amused Croats.
 
Just last Wednesday, my daughter rang me just before 6. Free for a chat dad? (she knows I watch City on TV).
"Yeah, fine love, game not on till 8".
 
this isnt city, but donny rovers and before i was born. my uncle Eric [RIP] TOOK MY MUM [RIP ] to watch a rovers home game, after about 20 mins into the game my uncle asked my mum if she was enjoying the game, mum said yes, but who does the player in black play for as i havnt seen him kick the ball to any1 she meant the ref and people near to them said to my uncle to take her home, bringing a woman to a football game
 
mccity said:
The amount of times I've heard someone around me giving a player pelters for them to go on and score is huge!
Click to expand...

Don't get me wrong mate, I'm not screaming at said player(s) at the top of my voice during the game, just quietly making an in game observational comment to my mate sat on my left..!

I'd never slag the players off, no matter how poorly they're playing and I always stay to the end of every home game, along with the other 17 supporters. .!



Ha!
 
Stood in the segregation are no mans land shouting at my mates “ come here it’s a great view “ to the bemusement of the Yorkshire police
 
As Aymeric passed to Vinny, in the stands I told my mate next to me take Vinny off, he looks knackered... 3 seconds later, well you know. Fell down a few rows but fuck me.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Unread Posts

Don't have an account? Register now and see fewer ads!

SIGN UP
Back
Top