Your fantasy weekend...

sir baconface

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OK, it's Friday evening and some of us have already enjoyed a couple of shandies. So, casting reality aside, how would you want to spend the rest of the weekend?
 
OK, it's Friday evening and some of us have already enjoyed a couple of shandies. So, casting reality aside, how would you want to spend the rest of the weekend?
Eating Jelly and Ice Cream whilst on a bouncy castle.
Am I going to hell?
 
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Honestly?

A good film tonight with a couple of bottles of plonk. Lazy morning, lunch at a local eatery with some friends which turns into an afternoon session, local pub with said friends, home, sleep, cup of tea in bed, walk to a local for Sunday lunch with friends, afternoon collapse, shit tv in the evening, bed.

That will do me.
 
Hard to argue with that tbh. Although I would add snorting a line out of the crack of her arse too, obviously pre-bumming. We wouldn't want to start straying into felching territory.

Oh dear. When I started the thread, I was confidently expecting Bluemooners to have more cerebral aspirations.
 
I would like to take a bath in giant chocolate buttons
Damn i don't have a bath

We used to take the window cleaners up in a cherry picker twice a year at Rowntrees in York. The whole place smelled of chocolate. I went into the canteen for a brew and passed a little train of big plastic bins on wheels and they were all full of what looked like the worlds entire stock of smarties.
 

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