Your favourite gun?

[bowdonblue]

I enjoy holding the replicas, feeling their cool steel against my palms, cleaning them and just the feel of them. In all honesty if anyone ever considered 'leathering' me they would be very ill advised to do so.

*cringe*

 

[johnny on the spot]

I enjoy holding the replicas, feeling their cool steel against my palms, cleaning them and just the feel of them. In all honesty if anyone ever considered 'leathering' me they would be very ill advised to do so.

On a moonless night, in the starkness of the locker room at Xclusive, after working out for two hours, I'm feeling good. The gun in my locker is an Uzi which cost me seven hundred dollars and though I am also carrying a Ruger Mini ($469) in my Bottega Veneta briefcase and it's favoured by most hunters, I still don't like the way it looks; there's something more manly about an Uzi, something dramatic about it that gets me excited, and sitting here, Walkman on my head, in a two-hundred-dollar black Lycra bicycle shorts, a Valium just starting to take effect, I stare into the darkness of the locker, tempted.

Bonus point for the book....?

 

[LongsightM13]

Is it American Psycho by Brett Easton Ellis?

 

[mammutly]

Is it American Psycho by Brett Easton Ellis?

Sounds like it

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

It is, I remember the name of Bateman's gym, I'm that kinda guy...

 

[Swales lives]

Can't be arsed reading the thread. Has anyone mentioned the Broom-handled Mauser yet?
That's my weapon of choice.

 

[Skashion]

That one from Fifth Element.

 

[LongsightM13]

It is, I remember the name of Bateman's gym, I'm that kinda guy...

Yeah, but do you really appreciate the work of Huey Lewis and The News?
By the way, did you enjoy Johnny Cash playing a sex and money-crazed killer on Columbo this afternoon, Quinny?

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

It is, I remember the name of Bateman's gym, I'm that kinda guy...

Yeah, but do you really appreciate the work of Huey Lewis and The News?
By the way, did you enjoy Johnny Cash playing a sex and money-crazed killer on Columbo this afternoon, Quinny?

I did enjoy Johnny Cash in Columbo, classic Sunday afternoon TV!

I know I could never be a Patrick Bateman, my taste in music is too good!

 

[yerwot?]

Desert eagle.50 The dogs bollox

full factory load plus sharp chequering equals a bloody hand,oh and without ear-muffs certain deafness.not for softies