your favourite movie one liners?

"Welcome to marathon can I help you?"
"yes!!!"
"How can I help you?"
"You can start by wiping that dumb ass smile off your rosy fcuking cheeks, and you can give me a fcuking automobile, A fcuking datsun, a fcuking mustang, a fcuking buick, four fcuking wheels and a seat.!!"
" I really don't care for the way you are speaking to me sir"
" And I don't care that your fcuking company left me in the middle of fcuking nowhere with keys to a fcuking car that isn't fcuking there. And I really didn't care to walk down a fcuking highway and across a fcuking runway, to get back here and have you smile in my fcuking face! I want a fcuking car, right fcuking now!!!!"



Sorry, was it one liners?
 
paphos-mcfc said:
"Welcome to marathon can I help you?"
"yes!!!"
"How can I help you?"
"You can start by wiping that dumb ass smile off your rosy fcuking cheeks, and you can give me a fcuking automobile, A fcuking datsun, a fcuking mustang, a fcuking buick, four fcuking wheels and a seat.!!"
" I really don't care for the way you are speaking to me sir"
" And I don't care that your fcuking company left me in the middle of fcuking nowhere with keys to a fcuking car that isn't fcuking there. And I really didn't care to walk down a fcuking highway and across a fcuking runway, to get back here and have you smile in my fcuking face! I want a fcuking car, right fcuking now!!!!"



Sorry, was it one liners?
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haha brilliant,
"can i see your rental agreement"
"i dont have it"
"your fcuked"
 
"It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago.We've a full tank of gas and half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses"[/quote]


Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.

Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
 
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

"You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair"

"I love Lamp"

"What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay."
 
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f***ed up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean funny like a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f***ing amuse you?

Scary Tommy De Vito (Joe Pesci) in GoodFellas
 
The Departed:

'When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?'


Also from that film, Mark Wahlberg is hilarious:

Baldwin: Go fuck yourself
Wahlberg: I'm tired from fucking your wife.
Baldwin: How's your mother?
Wahlberg: Good, she's tired from fucking my father.

'Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.'

'Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's say you have no idea and leave it at that, okay? No idea. Zip. None. If you had an idea of what we do, we would not be good at what we do, now would we? We would be cunts. Are you calling us cunts?'
 
Kinky Dribbler said:
The Departed:

'When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?'


Also from that film, Mark Wahlberg is hilarious:

Baldwin: Go fuck yourself
Wahlberg: I'm tired from fucking your wife.
Baldwin: How's your mother?
Wahlberg: Good, she's tired from fucking my father.

'Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.'

'Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's say you have no idea and leave it at that, okay? No idea. Zip. None. If you had an idea of what we do, we would not be good at what we do, now would we? We would be *****. Are you calling us *****?'
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This makes me laugh everytime! Good Choice!
 
Kinky Dribbler said:
The Departed:

'When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?'


Also from that film, Mark Wahlberg is hilarious:

Baldwin: Go fuck yourself
Wahlberg: I'm tired from fucking your wife.
Baldwin: How's your mother?
Wahlberg: Good, she's tired from fucking my father.

'Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.'

'Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's say you have no idea and leave it at that, okay? No idea. Zip. None. If you had an idea of what we do, we would not be good at what we do, now would we? We would be *****. Are you calling us *****?'
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This makes me laugh everytime! Good Choice!
 
Feds are like mushrooms feed em shit and keep em in the dark

Roads, where we're going we dont need roads

Zeds dead baby, Zeds dead
 
noir films are best for one liners

my favourite

journo type eyeing up Anita Ekberg from toe to top

"how tall are you" he asks

"what with heels or without " she replies

"with anybody " he says
 
"This is our's now and we'll be back here whenever we like!" Combo in This is England when the skinhead group rob the ball off the Asian kids and play on their bit of yard. A bit childish I know, but we sometimes refer to that when our year rob a footy off a younger year at school lol.
 
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"You're gonna need a bigger boat!" Brilliant.
 
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