Lancet Fluke
Well-Known Member
Very difficult to narrow these things down but I think these are just about my favourite three. Please Please Please is definitely my favourite though by some margin.
Basically the dream is a fit woman who loves The Smiths and has a vagina that tastes of Sizzling King Prawn McCoys.Too many to mention.
I remember if I ever spoke to someone and they said
"I don't like the Smiths they're too depressing"
I would dismiss them as of being missing any value whatsoever and take the first opportunity to give them a swerve.
This rule wasn't as forcefully followed if the person uttering it was a very attractive woman.
But, to all men and munters it was sacrosanct.
I'm sure Morrissey would understand.