Your favourite takeaway.

[Bill Walker]

Spill the beans.

Never been. Where is it and is it any good?

Never bean ?

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Spill the beans.

Never been. Where is it and is it any good?

Never bean ?

Oh you've gotta be kidney?

 

[FantasyIreland]

Subway,i'm a big fan of Halal.

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

Issano in Northenden is top quality.

 

[Why Always Ste]

Viet Village - Bury. Vietnamese food.
Healthier takeaway option with a good, varied menu. Lots of fish/veg choices.

Totti Fish Bar.
Crap late opening times but the plaice is run by a Blue. decent fish & chips.

 

[york away to this!]

Takeaway heaven at ours on a Saturday evening. It's a free for all and will usually be a selection of Chinese, indian, charcoal pit and thai. Stroll out, order, collect and back for the swarm of locusts, their assorted chums and mrs This! to descend and devour...

for me it's...

Chinese - crispy chilli chicken with the sauce on the side, egg fried
Indian - chicken shashlik with a chilli sauce on the side, pilau
the pit - large chicken kebab on naan, chilli sauce
thai - dry red chicken curry, sticky rice

It seems I have the same meal in each country..

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

King prawn phal
coconut rice
Brinjal bhajee
muttar paneer
kulcha nan
spiced vegetable paratha
poppadums
lime pickle/mango chutney/chllli pickle.

 

[Wheelsy]

Oporto.

You Poms don't know what you're missing (it's reasonably priced Portuguese chicken burgers, not like that overrated Nandos shite)

 

[Chris in London]

how can you have one favourite?

Its pizza when you're in the mood for pizza

chippy when you're in the mood for chippy (speaking of which, its friday night tonight)

curry when you're in the mood for curry

chinese when you're in the mood for thai

thai when you're in the mood for thai

kebab when you're in the mood for kebab

lebanese when you're in the mood for lebanese

turkish when you're in the mood for turkish

or MacDonalds if you are in the mood for some fatty tasteless cardboard

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

A mate of mine once copped off with a barmaid who was somewhat notorious for sharing her sexual favours.
The morning after, he looked like he had either aged 15 years, or taken up heroin overnight.
When pressed, he spoke in the tones of a trouble Vietnam veteran and said 'Christ - she had a fanny like a badly packed kebab'.
Possibly the most cutting yet unerringly accurate description of the female genitalia I have ever heard.