Your final food sitting on a toilet...

[MP71]

Big fat Kebab with extra extra hot sauce....nothing to lose.

Mine too.

 

[Wrighty Wrexham]

muff

 

[dobingsdobber]

Shut it you

Kaz, I know I've said this before but your succinct use of the English language slays me every time.
Luv u lots.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I think I would ask for the wee bowl of pheasant soup I had at the Waterside!

 

[dobingsdobber]

Chilli garlic prawns, chicken madras with rice and chips, baked salmon and chorizo with Singapore noodles,roast beef and Yorkshire puds with goose fat roast spuds,pork loin with plum sauce,four big sausages with h.p.sauce,finished with apple and blackberry crumble and custard and a chateau neuf du pape to wash it all down. Oh, and a diet coke. Sounds excessive but I'll be dead in a minute so who give a shit.

 

[kaz7]

Kaz, I know I've said this before but your succinct use of the English language slays me every time.
Luv u lots.

Awww thanks lovely

 

[Tanzeylee]

Chicken wings

 

[AustinBlue]

A barm. no, a muffin. no, a barm. Definitely a barm.

 

[manctheknife]

OK. ..I'm about to blow a gasket on the crapper. I would be eating the arse out of a 30 year old sophia loren in full combat gear whilst masturbating furiously...if that's not too crude.