Your Ideal Garage

[DrBlueBob]

too funny, fucking bureaucrats

At least I can sleep easy knowing that only the roof over my head is going to blow off in a stiff breeze leaving my lovely new kitchen intact!

 

[BimboBob]

At least I can sleep easy knowing that only the roof over my head is going to blow off in a stiff breeze leaving my lovely new kitchen intact!

What's for tea?

 

[stony]

Understandable. But a fast-ish car, damp-ish roads and a few bends made it an enjoyable trip.

I've got a diesel Grand C-Max, hardly inspirational.

 

[Bozo]

I've granted you all a hypothetical garage to be filled dream cars, and you're all banging on about timber.

 

[BimboBob]

I've got a diesel Grand C-Max, hardly inspirational.

Aah.

Sorry.

 

[aguero93:20]

Sack off the shit flag and get a proper bench, big flat-screen smart TV on the wall with surround sound along with a few recliner chairs and a fridge - perfect.

 

[stony]

I've granted you all a hypothetical garage to be filled dream cars, and you're all banging on about timber.

Fuck the dream cars. I want central heating, a big fuck off plasma telly, a bar and a reclining chair in mine.

 

[DrBlueBob]

What's for tea?

Something delicious. Not decided what to cook yet! Bloody hell, you actually made me get up and look in the fridge.

 

[BimboBob]

Fuck the dream cars. I want central heating, a big fuck off plasma telly, a bar and a reclining chair in mine.

The vibrating ones? With the fridge in the arm?

 

[aguero93:20]

Fuck the dream cars. I want central heating, a big fuck off plasma telly, a bar and a reclining chair in mine.

Beat you to it.

 

[BimboBob]

Something delicious. Not decided what to cook yet! Bloody hell, you actually made me get up and look in the fridge.

How are the knees now?

 

[stony]

The vibrating ones? With the fridge in the arm?

A fridge in my arm! Are you fucking mad?

Beat you to it.

I'm not as quick as I used to be.

 

[BimboBob]

A fridge in my arm! Are you fucking mad?



I'm not as quick as I used to be.

Not in that car.

 

[stony]

Something delicious. Not decided what to cook yet! Bloody hell, you actually made me get up and look in the fridge.

My fridge is fucking bare and I need to go shopping, but the wind is howling and it's absolutely pissing down.

 

[aguero93:20]

A fridge in my arm! Are you fucking mad?

Good idea, combine it with a colostomy bag and you wouldn't have to get up out of the chair.

 

[DrBlueBob]

I've granted yopetical garage to be filled dream cars, and you're all banging on about timber.

I'd rather have a dream workshop filled with timber than "supercars"

How are the knees now?

About the only part of me that's not fucked.

 

[BimboBob]

My fridge is fucking bare and I need to go shopping, but the wind is howling and it's absolutely pissing down.

I'm in the same boat. Really can't be arsed. Her royal highness is due home in an hour, I'm going to suggest pizza, my treat, and shop tomorrow.

 

[west didsblue]

I've granted you all a hypothetical garage to be filled dream cars, and you're all banging on about timber.

Personally I'd go for brick built rather than timber with remote controlled up and over doors

 

[idahoblues]

my garage last winter

 

[west didsblue]

my garage last winter

What's in the room upstairs? TV, armchair and fridge?

I think you need some insulation. All the snows fallen off.

And why's the car not in it?