Your Long Term Partner Is Allergic To Your Cat - Who Do You Ditch?

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Keep the partner, but tell her as you will miss the cat so much she will have to start dressing up as catwoman and learn to lick between her own legs.

 

[bonespost]

Turn her into a cat

 

[Blue Mist]

Does the missus kill birds ?

if she doesnt keep her.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

My wife (now of 16 years) got rid of her two cats after we'd been going out with each other for about 9 months.

 

[idahoblues]

What colour is the cat?

Racist

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

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Turn her into a cat

Ah, Basilla Brush.

Boom boom.

 

[nw42]

My wife (now of 16 years) got rid of her two cats after we'd been going out with each other for about 9 months.

Bet that made you feel great.

 

[york away to this!]

Either option will leave you feline guilty...

 

[east2]

Tie a brick to it and sling it in the river! then you’ll have more time for the pussy...

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Bet that made you feel great.

Don't let the door smack you up the pencil sharpener on the way out, Kitty...