Your mam is so fat thread

[LongsightM13]

....her arse cheeks are in separate postcodes

 

[frasermcfc]

your mams so fat she's a model for scatter cushions

 

[deano ou812]

your mam is so fat they could run the london marathon around her...

 

[Stanley]

Your mum's so fat, i swerved to avoid hitting her the other day and ran out of petrol.

 

[michaelo]

your mam is so fat that when she walks backwards you hear "Warning this vehicle is reversing!"

 

[Pigeonho]

Your mam's so fat she has a fanny like a clowns pocket

 

[Phil.mcfc]

Your mum is so fat, she comes from both sides of the family.

 

[Moston_blue]

your mum is so fat, she has to have her ears pierced so we can see the Telly

 

[blueboy84]

your mam is so fat that when im on top of her i burn my arse on the lightbulb

 

[LongLang]

your mum is so fat, she has to have her ears pierced so we can see the Telly

class, really made me chuckle this one.