Sparkys-Army
Well-Known Member
Been buzzing around my head all day and was really wanting to hear peoples different stories of events which happened whilst playing at a younger age in saturday/sunday teams. I'll kick things off with a few of my own stories.
Before a Sunday game for my local team (the team were pants) my dad gave me a little whisper in my ear whilst getting ready for the match and mentioned that playeres tend to do naughty little things when waiting for corners. I was intrigued to try out this dirty move considering I was generally a honest Centre back.
So there i was, we had a corner and i went up from the back to try grab a goal or anything to help the team. The lad marking me was wearing some tacky tape on his ears covering his ear rings, the latest footballing gear such as the ankle tape.
What a pointless accessory.
As i moved around to try lose my marker, I quickly stamped on the back of his heel, pretty soft considering i wasn't there to break him into pieces! Anyway, he yelped in pain, turned round and nutted me in the face. All that at the mature age of 14ish.
Anyway, the game carried on with no bookings or anything as it was dodgy age group i'm assuming and we kept having a little battle apart from i was getting sworn at and spat at throughout the game. Typical Pikey. End of the game i go to shake his hand and his dad runs onto the pitch and yells abuse at me and drags his son away.
Apologies for some of the pointless detail but was trying to relive the moment of my very first case of getting violated.
Post away your stories!!
Before a Sunday game for my local team (the team were pants) my dad gave me a little whisper in my ear whilst getting ready for the match and mentioned that playeres tend to do naughty little things when waiting for corners. I was intrigued to try out this dirty move considering I was generally a honest Centre back.
So there i was, we had a corner and i went up from the back to try grab a goal or anything to help the team. The lad marking me was wearing some tacky tape on his ears covering his ear rings, the latest footballing gear such as the ankle tape.
What a pointless accessory.
As i moved around to try lose my marker, I quickly stamped on the back of his heel, pretty soft considering i wasn't there to break him into pieces! Anyway, he yelped in pain, turned round and nutted me in the face. All that at the mature age of 14ish.
Anyway, the game carried on with no bookings or anything as it was dodgy age group i'm assuming and we kept having a little battle apart from i was getting sworn at and spat at throughout the game. Typical Pikey. End of the game i go to shake his hand and his dad runs onto the pitch and yells abuse at me and drags his son away.
Apologies for some of the pointless detail but was trying to relive the moment of my very first case of getting violated.
Post away your stories!!