Your partner's previous partners...how many is too many?

[BeerIsTheBest]

Or Me, when I watch it on XHamster!

If you’re using rodents for thrills please don’t burden them with cameras and the like. And give it/ them a more original name like ‘Raggot’.

 

[Bluesince1979]

I know a couple of lads who rattled my misses before I met her.
Mind you I banged about 10 of her mates before we met.
And I would have fucked a frog if I could stop it hopping before we were together.
But 20 years down the line couldn't be happier

Ive a sorta pal who hooked with a girl who had been around. Id dabbled in a previous life.

Everyone he ever spoke to and he told them he was seeing seemed to say “oh yeah ive shagged her”. He couldnt handle it in the end :))

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Used to know a girl who put it about a bit round our way , known locally as egg and ham Pam , make of that what you will

Was her real name Lorraine....

 

[Barcon]

Not fussed as long as they weren't all at the same time.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Not fussed as long as they weren't all at the same time.

Do you want to see the video?

 

[Barcon]

Do you want to see the video?

Are you in it?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Are you in it?

Not my face.....

 

[Barcon]

Not my face.....

Phew. How will I be able to tell if it's the back of your head or your arse? : )
Oh, I just got it, your arse is hairy.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I'm usually able to forget about Morrissey for a few minutes......

And you reintegrate him for the vinegar strokes..............

 

[BigJoe#1]

No 1 Ena Sharples
No.2 Elsie Tanner
No.3 Minnie Caldwell
No.4 Martha Longhurst
No.5 Albert Tatlock
. . . . . . . . . . . . .
No. 1000 Len Fairclough!

I've not included No.6 to No. 999 'cos they were not as photogenic as the ones I've listed.

Wot no Annie Wanker (sp).