Your philosophy of life.

Water works better.
Not with chip pan fat, but the Rossendale fire brigade still thanked me for my concerted effort as they safely pulled me from the burning building with much gusto. I first smothered the flame with the wifes dress but forgot to dampen it : /
 
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Keep my head down, bluff my way through and hopefully we able to wipe my own arse the day that i die.
 
She had safely evacuated outside shouting fire ...fire .. .. fire! whilst I was asleep after a knight shift. I ran downstairs headlong into the inferno as all the polystyiring ceiling tiles were ablaze so I had to act quickly and under great duress.

The fireman said there would have been less damage if I'd have stayed in bed : /
 
She had safely evacuated outside shouting fire ...fire .. .. fire! whilst I was asleep after a knight shift. I ran downstairs headlong into the inferno as all the polystyiring ceiling tiles were ablaze so I had to act quickly and under great duress.

The fireman said there would have been less damage if I'd have stayed in bed : /
Don’t mind them mate. Probably blaming the damage on you because they were distracted from doing their job by some woman streaking down the road.
 
The old Welsh martial arts of self defence known as yackidaa.....

The best form of defense is attack
The best form of attack is surprise
Therefore attack them before they have even thought about attacking you

Sorted...
 

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