07.15 get up and shower
07.45 coffee, newspaper, toilet
Ian Ladyman reveals that Russell Watson, Kym Marsh, James Nesbitt and the disgraced former presenter of "Have I Got News For You" Angus Deyton all believe Manchester United will score an emphatic victory tonight at the Etihad Stadium. I now realise the seriousness of our predicament. In the same article Roberto Mancini agrees with the Mail's four 'experts' and lets slip that Here Says second single is one of his favourite songs of all time. In a seperate article "Sportsmail Reporter" claims that, having seen Michael Le Vell's name mentioned in a Manchester United feature, Roberto mancini tried to sign him as cover for David Silva.
07.55 wipe arse with newspaper
07.55 to 8.00 pm worry
8.00 pm till 10.00 pm cheer the blues on safe in the knowledge that win, lose or draw we are guaranteed 2nd spot, the football has been outstanding all season, and in Mancini we have the best manager since Mercer / Allison. Bring it on !!