Your thoughts on Steven Seagal

[moonshiner]

Wooden.

As.

Fook.

Ditto.

 

[Paul powers moustache]

He is a pussy

If Erika Eleniek jumped up out of a cake topless in front of me I would not give her my coat to wear

And I cant believe it is quarter to three in the morning and I am googling for Eleniak pictures

 

[Newlunar]

No matter how bad the acting is I can't help myself getting totally gripped on Steven Seagal films.
Ok, his moves have slowed down and become limited over the years but they keep on entertaining.
As I say, he can't act.....but I won't be telling him that!

You just get off on people knife fighting, You're worse than Eddie Hitler!

If Seagal had been a proper Matelot he would have whipped Ellianiak out of the cake, dragged her down the Foc'lse locker and done her up the dark and dirty in the safety of international waters.

Make love not war! That's love spelt L-U-S-T and pronounced Fuck.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Cult hero!

One down and 2 across with the L,keyboard-wise,and you're spot on.

 

[jimharri]

My thoughts?

Makes Stallone look like Alec Guinness!