manimanc
Well-Known Member
1- man united win the league 2010/2011-a classic,guaranteed to make you piss your pants with laughter
2-man united don`t retain the mickey mouse cup-a barrel of laughs,was a serious issue last season but this season it`s downgraded to shit cup,again!
3-man united win the chimps league 2011-the title says it all
4-man united still unbeaten-rolled out every week by our glazerite buddies,the most over used comment of 2010/2011 bar none,soon to be put to bed forever.
5-man united-david gill-sir whiskey nose-no value in the transfer market-saving the best til last,with sir malcolm glazer milking the cash cow bone dry and shiny red plastic seats turning up at sold trafford every other week,that mastermind david gill has just nominated himself for comedian of the year with this all time classic..."WE NEVER BUY WORLD CLASS STARS OR SPEND BIG,WE ONLY BUY YOUNG TALENT..."......and there we have it ladies and gentlemen,forget your tv comedy and comedy gold,them lot outside manchester provide us with more entertainment than you can imagine...
...and it`s only just begun...
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2-man united don`t retain the mickey mouse cup-a barrel of laughs,was a serious issue last season but this season it`s downgraded to shit cup,again!
3-man united win the chimps league 2011-the title says it all
4-man united still unbeaten-rolled out every week by our glazerite buddies,the most over used comment of 2010/2011 bar none,soon to be put to bed forever.
5-man united-david gill-sir whiskey nose-no value in the transfer market-saving the best til last,with sir malcolm glazer milking the cash cow bone dry and shiny red plastic seats turning up at sold trafford every other week,that mastermind david gill has just nominated himself for comedian of the year with this all time classic..."WE NEVER BUY WORLD CLASS STARS OR SPEND BIG,WE ONLY BUY YOUNG TALENT..."......and there we have it ladies and gentlemen,forget your tv comedy and comedy gold,them lot outside manchester provide us with more entertainment than you can imagine...
...and it`s only just begun...
...tick...
...tock...