Your worst state?

[Deleted member 13905]

hahaha.
just been chatting with an old friend, russell, derby county fan.
he was out yesterday for his brother's 60th.
he woke about noon today sharing his pillow with an uneaten pizza.
in the bathroom he saw his left eyebrow had been shaved off.
he can't find his reading spectacles.
the backdoor was wide open and his dog, rusty, is nowhere to be seen.
the screen on his phone is smashed.
his left palm is badly grazed.
his knee hurts a lot.
his discarded pants are soiled.
there's more but i can't remember them all i was laughing so much.
he can't remember anything after about 9pm.

i'm trying to think of my worst state.
there's been a few.

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[Alan Harper's Tash]

Idaho.

 

[JASR]

Off

 

[manimanc]

How uncanny.
My Mrs went to her mates on Friday for drinks and they both got mullered.
What I'm about to tell you absolutely stumped me.

My Mrs said her mate texted her and said she woke up under her mattress and on the springs/coils on the bed. She actually went to bed and thought the mattress was the quilt and got in or under the bed.

What the fuck? What kind of state did she have to be in to think a mattress was your quilt?

Fuckin lightweight if you ask me.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Broke a rib once and to this day I have no idea how.

I've also woken up with a half eaten burger stuck to my face, woken up under a minibus in the car park of a conscript bar in Italy, and fallen top to bottom of the stairs in Joanna's nightclub in Elgin.

I very rarely get wankered these days.

 

[Barcon]

Not a huge fan of Alaska to be honest.

 

[Barcon]

I once wandered around my estate wearing nothing but a jumper as a pair of trousers.
Legs through the arm holes and bollocks hanging out the neck.
I had been smoking hash, eating mushrooms and drinking southern comfort all day.
I had come back from an outdoor concert. Might have been Eric Clapton.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Not a huge fan of Alaska to be honest.

Pink Polar Bears?

 

[CTID1988]

"the backdoor was wide open"

Some night that

 

[Barcon]

Pink Polar Bears?

I don't actually mind Alaska. I just think it should be full of Canadians.