Your worst state?

[CTID1988]

Worst one would be when I woke up in Manchester Royal attached to all kinds of machines. Turns out, on my way out of a club a bouncer thought it would be funny to trip me up, I went arse over tit down the stairs and wound up with a fractured eye socket and stitches in the back of my head. Had to check myself out of the hospital to go and watch Oasis at Heaton Park later that day

 

[Bill Walker]

Went on a stag do in Sheffield where I had been to uni about 5 years before. Woke up in my old university house with no shoes or socks.

Got so battered must have just walked that route out of muscle memory and blagged my way in!

Me & Barcon are trying our best to derail this thread (he started it btw)....It may seem wrong but it's an attempt to maintain @calum down historic (and impressive) record of having the most number of derailed threads on bluemoon.

 

[Barcon]

My worst state would be whatever is coldest. Hate the cold. I think being on permanent blood thinners makes it worse. Then again I've always hated it.

We just went outside with a couple of drinks because it was sunny and snowing.
Nothing a drinking glove and a wooly hat won't fix.

 

[Barcon]

I once awoke in a state of arousal, hog tied with boxing gloves duct taped on my hands.

 

[Deleted member 13905]

Me & Barcon are trying our best to derail this thread (he started it btw)....It may seem wrong but it's an attempt to maintain @calum down historic (and impressive) record of having the most number of derailed threads on bluemoon.

ambiguity is the key to a thread title :)
it allows for all sorts of derailing

 

[Bill Walker]

We just went outside with a couple of drinks because it was sunny and snowing.
Nothing a drinking glove and a wooly hat won't fix.

You Canooks are weird lot..

 

[Deleted member 13905]

i've twice woken up on russell's couch with a swasticock drawn on my forehead in permanent marker.

it takes a few days of scrubbing to get it off.

 

[Bill Walker]

Worst one would be when I woke up in Manchester Royal attached to all kinds of machines. Turns out, on my way out of a club a bouncer thought it would be funny to trip me up, I went arse over tit down the stairs and wound up with a fractured eye socket and stitches in the back of my head. Had to check myself out of the hospital to go and watch Oasis at Heaton Park later that day

My wife who once was a nurse at MRI told me about you....her opening line was " we had this right fucking loony in last night"
Something like that anyway.

 

[Barcon]

i've twice woken up on russell's couch with a swasticock drawn on my forehead in permanent marker.

it takes a few days of scrubbing to get it off.

My mate Brian passed out once and his two brothers took a polaroid with their cocks slapped across his forehead.
Good times.

 

[idahoblues]

Idaho.

What’s it like, I’ve never been