You're not really a City fan unless...

[CTID1974]

Your first holiday abroad without your parents was with your wife at 27 because it was either a beach for a fortnight or a season ticket....

 

[pjryan]

You've seen them play at the sportsground in Galway.

 

[mekonmcfc]

You were there for the 10-1 Huddersfield game and went to all three cup games against them in the same season

i remember the wednesday night game at theirs i think it was, the ball came in the city end i caught it, and ran about for about 5 minutes with it. looked a right dick but i loved it

 

[monroe to angeline]

..... you were born within sight of Maine Road.

 

[bernabias home shirt]

..... you were born within sight of Maine Road.

Your old fella took you to your 1st match aged about 5!

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Even when 4-0 up with 10 seconds left you still expect to lose

 

[the kippax wall]

You sat on the white wall as a kid,
You went to that chinese chippy on Yew Tree Rd,
You doubled up on the turnstiles,
You wagged school to watch City train, then nick a ball when Asa Hartford kicked it over the fence at Platt Lane,
You always win an argument against a rag, no matter how shit we were, or how good they were,
You've had a pint with Niall Quinn or Andy Dibble,
You've stayed on the piss after the game and either done a runner from an indian in Rusholme or got into an altercation with Utd in town,
You have stood in dog shite in the passages,
You collected tokens from the back of programmes,
You travelled to away games on Maynes's,
You Know that City have always been cooler than the rags (Platt Lane stand 1980's)
You totally change your opinion on someones character based on wether he supports City or Utd,
You know that Eastlands (and the shit pubs near it) will never be as good as Maine Rd.
And can't believe what the fuck is going on!

 

[lewisMCFC]

your addicted to it, and you spend every day thinking about it.

 

[gazbaz]

You totally change your opinion on someones character based on wether he supports City or Utd,

ha ha, I know what you mean mate

 

[Impeccable]

Unless you've scored two in the 'Feed The Goat' shoot out on Soccer AM (with City legend Dave Watson and John Beresford missing theirs!!).