You're not really a City fan unless...

[bumbleblue]

You are still shitting yourself with 10 mins to play and we are leading by 3 clear goals.
You have an impeccable sense of gallows humour
and you look about 15 years older than you are!!

 

[rickmcfc]

.....going to watch Rangers V City in a Wednesday night pre season friendly, then driving home after the match and are in work at 8am the next day.

When i was a kid, standing with the police at the back of the North Stand on those wooden box things so i could see and so your dad could watch the game with his mates.

Bought a ticket off a tout for stupid money that you can't afford, knowing full well we are going to get beat at the swamp (4-3)

 

[crublue1]

...one of your best mates is a rag, but youv'e always secretly hated him, and you only keep him as a mate for your own amusement.

 

[McKenzie'sGoalWasBetter]

You still wear, with pride and total belief, your "Hughes is better than Giggs" tee-shirt!

 

[Raffles]

You still wear, with pride and total belief, your "Hughes is better than Giggs" tee-shirt!

...or your "1 year on - and it's still 5-1" t-shirt!

 

[tomf23]

unless you have said to a girl 'city will always be there for me, you wont'

 

[lev_yashin]

.... you leave Manchester at 9.30am (massively hungover) on New Year's Day for a league fixture against Birmingham, only to find that the match is postponed because of snow when you arrive, and then spend the rest of the day drinking at a pub in Wednesbury. Happy days.

 

[KolarovsLeftPeg]

Unless your first words with 'Blue Moon'.

Unless you were at Wycombe away in 1936.

 

[bertisbigbanana]

you love united losing more than u love city winning

raggy raggy rag rag

 

[bluemoon_ade]

....if city lose the whole week is ruined