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You're not really a City fan unless...
- Thread starter mad4city
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Didsbury Dave
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You know all the words to "in 1963..."
You still hate Alan Wilkie. And David pleat.
You stood against the red army on Claremont road
You are deeply suspicious of any senior club employee, including the manager
You cry at reruns of "the incredible journey "
You hate Coms and pine for Maine road
Your pavlovian reaction to the word "united" is "shit" and the word "Swales" is "out"
You are still waiting for this takeover to go tits up
You still hate Alan Wilkie. And David pleat.
You stood against the red army on Claremont road
You are deeply suspicious of any senior club employee, including the manager
You cry at reruns of "the incredible journey "
You hate Coms and pine for Maine road
Your pavlovian reaction to the word "united" is "shit" and the word "Swales" is "out"
You are still waiting for this takeover to go tits up
ccr
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dayvo said:Second Skin said:You are 3-0 up with 10 mins to go and you are biting your nails, thinking "one more goal and this game will be safe"
My personal favourite so far, amen brother!
We were 4-0 up against the rags. Colin Bell (thug attacked ) injured, 1 minute to go. My mate turns to me and said " For f**** sake stop panicking ,we've won this"
gordondaviesmoustache
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You've been actively involved in at least one 'Swales Out' demo outside the entrance to the Main Stand at Maine Road.
...you still expect it to all go wrong.
...you are wondering if this is just a dream and you will wake up any minute.
...you are 2-0 up at half time only to lose 3-2 (to the rags!).
...you expect to lose every game.
...you drive to Bristol and back in a day - for a friendly! [and still lose]
...you do the above for Tranmere, Halifax etc.
...you've been charged at by police horses - either against Spuds at MR or against Barnsley at Oakwell [in the concourse!].
...you have an invite to superbia!
I lied about that last one of course!<br /><br />-- Thu Jun 09, 2011 7:49 pm --<br /><br />
...you are wondering if this is just a dream and you will wake up any minute.
...you are 2-0 up at half time only to lose 3-2 (to the rags!).
...you expect to lose every game.
...you drive to Bristol and back in a day - for a friendly! [and still lose]
...you do the above for Tranmere, Halifax etc.
...you've been charged at by police horses - either against Spuds at MR or against Barnsley at Oakwell [in the concourse!].
...you have an invite to superbia!
I lied about that last one of course!<br /><br />-- Thu Jun 09, 2011 7:49 pm --<br /><br />
...or that candlelight one on the Kippax stand (yes - I said 'stand').gordondaviesmoustache said:You've been actively involved in one 'Swales Out' demo outside the entrance to the Main Stand at Maine Road.
DS 1956
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You know that you are a CITY fan when you can't say the word unit..... Uni........ Unite....... Without gagging like a schoolgirl sucking her first cock.
And when you know no matter what we do you'll still meet some fucking moron that says to you that Manchester is re... r r r .... re.... Fuck me it's happening again
And when you know no matter what we do you'll still meet some fucking moron that says to you that Manchester is re... r r r .... re.... Fuck me it's happening again
Skashion
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when you were a kid you had a fight because someone dared to call City shit to your face even though this was a perfectly accurate comment...
...just the sight of that red top makes you feel physically sick.
...you have been there for 35 years.
...call SMBW, Westinghouse Road.
...own at least one replica shirt from each of the last 10 seasons.
...you LOVE city (I think we all fit that bill!)
...you have been there for 35 years.
...call SMBW, Westinghouse Road.
...own at least one replica shirt from each of the last 10 seasons.
...you LOVE city (I think we all fit that bill!)
ccr
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You travel to Pompey for a friendly and get there three days to early.
You get a job clearing snow at Wembley just to see the game.
You sell your brand new coffee table and TV ,just to go to Juventus.(Wife still not forgiven me )
You sleep rough in Hyde Park for a double header against QPR and Arsenal and end up fighting Spurs fans.
You go to Maine road with a broken leg that you got 1 hour before the game.
You go to the swamp with half your body covered in lime burns.
You.....ahhh bollocks.........Your a City fan if you know we can beat Barcelona one week and lose to Stockport County the next.
You get a job clearing snow at Wembley just to see the game.
You sell your brand new coffee table and TV ,just to go to Juventus.(Wife still not forgiven me )
You sleep rough in Hyde Park for a double header against QPR and Arsenal and end up fighting Spurs fans.
You go to Maine road with a broken leg that you got 1 hour before the game.
You go to the swamp with half your body covered in lime burns.
You.....ahhh bollocks.........Your a City fan if you know we can beat Barcelona one week and lose to Stockport County the next.