You're not really a City fan unless...

unless you have seen us lose at Lincoln cup and league
lose at wycombe wanderers
lose at York fekking City
have our local league derby against Macclesfield Town...

win at Wembley 3 times in the last 12 years......
won a derby


seen the back of Michael fucking Frontzeck.
 
another generation said:
You've paid 90 quid to a bloke in Colne for a tattoo that's gto th letrs in teh wrnongn arder.
... or got yourself a Shrek tattoo all over your back...
... found at least one future wonderkid you absolutely think City should sign using football manager ...
... called the team and staff shit, just one week before securing the fa cup and a third place...
 
Sat in home ends at away games as you couldn't get tickets, and cheered when we've scored.

Walked past random people in the street and any slight hint they support them muffled under your breath: Dirty Rag.

Gone into sports clothing shops and purposely hidden rag shirt displays.

Damaged cars with rag stickers on them :S
 
SteSteez said:
Sat in home ends at away games as you couldn't get tickets, and cheered when we've scored.

Walked past random people in the street and any slight hint they support them muffled under your breath: Dirty Rag.

Gone into sports clothing shops and purposely hidden rag shirt displays.

Damaged cars with rag stickers on them :S

Get a life man
 
You've got a 'mate' who knows who we're signing.

You hide for a couple of weeks in misery and shame when we finally win something, wait for the happiness to subside, gather the usual troupe of utter failure 'ITK misery addicts' and then start up the usual pathetic 'Mancini is shit, Nobody likes him, Jose might still be coming' and still believing anyone is listening to your embarrassing bullshit, unbecoming of grown-ups.
 
your not really a city fan unless you miss players such as richard edghill, gerard wiekens, danny tiatto and kevin horlock
 

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