You've just been stabbed...

[BoyBlue_1985]

Stabbed with a Vaseline tub in the hand. It's 6 inches deep and I have a 3% chance of survival

Mate we need to have a chat about admitting stuff on this forum!!!

 

[tyqmvko]

My right arm has been stabbed by a pen and it is 2 inches deep. I have a 67% chance on survival.

Seems legit.

 

[Daveth]

Stabbed with this: :(!

In my chin, 7 inches deep (Hmmmm). 54% chance of survival.

 

[MATCITY]

Is this a gay facebook thing

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

Stabbed in the knee, with a mug, 7 inches deep with a 70% survival rate<br /><br />-- Wed May 09, 2012 8:13 pm --<br /><br />

Stabbed with this: :(!

In my chin, 7 inches deep (Hmmmm). 54% chance of survival.

Get your washing done you scruff.

 

[BlueHubert]

Just been stabbed in the nose by a Hoodie with a 6inch deep cut and 31% chance of survival. Damn those hoodies!

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

I've just been stabbed by the Fn icon on my laptop keyboard, it's an 11 inch cut in my mouth and I have a 73% chance of survival.

 

[davymcfc]

I have been stabbed In my foot by my headphones. It is six inches deep and I have a 42% chance of survival.

 

[angleseyblue]

this will probably be headline news tomorrow!!

ive been stabbed in the head with my balotelli italy shirt!! why always him??
its not that bad though (as stabbings to the head go!)
1" and i have a 98% chance of survival (fabric softner must have saved me i think?)

 

[given_is_ironman]

I've been stabbed with my Asthma Inhaler (how ironic!), it's 4 inches deep cut on my cheek (really?) and I have a 29% chance of survival. What a complete shi**er.