You've just been stabbed...

[Feed-The-Goat]

Stabbed with a Vaseline tub in the hand. It's 6 inches deep and I have a 3% chance of survival

You dont own a phone then?

 

[given_is_ironman]

Stabbed with this: :(!

In my chin, 7 inches deep (Hmmmm). 54% chance of survival.

Why's the bottom of both your analogue sticks worn out?!

 

[BETTER-DEAD-THAN-RED]

Stabbed with this: :(!

In my chin, 7 inches deep (Hmmmm). 54% chance of survival.

awsome, iv got that on my controller also the skin for the console aswell.
just i shame i got stabbed in the foot by a slipper, the cut is 11" deep, but the doctor said i have 89% chance of living

 

[TomBolland]

Stabbed in the thigh, with a kettle, 9" deep with a 87% chance of survival.

 

[mackenzie]

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[goat boy]

I'm stabbed in the knee, 7" deep, with my jogging pants. Probably fatal.

 

[Petetheblu]

Holy shit!!!

Stabbed in the anus with a tube of anusol 9" deep with a 61% survival.

*note: Never read bluemoon whilst dealing with a serious vascular problem!

 

[Bojinov The Bull]

Holy shit!!!

Stabbed in the anus with a tube of anusol 9" deep with a 61% survival.

*note: Never read bluemoon whilst dealing with a serious vascular problem!

hahahaha

 

[Barcon]

Stabbed in the cock with with a chalk line, nine inch wound, 66% chance of survival.

 

[kun]

Stabbed in the forehead by a chair, 6 inches deep, 63% chance of survival.