You've just been stabbed...

[swedecity17]

Stabbed in the nose with a bowl, 9inch deep, 34% chance.

 

[oakiecokie]

Stabbed in the knob area and now own a clitoris !!

 

[Kenney_The_Blue]

This threads fucking hilarious.

 

[lewisMCFC]

Stabbed in my leg with my City shirt, 6 inches deep, 66% chance of surviving.

 

[Pigeonho]

Stabbed in knee with a cock ring, 9 inches deep and with a 57% rate of survival.

Excellent.

 

[BlueTG]

Stabbed in the side of my jaw with a m&m packet, 5 inches deep with a 16% chance of survival.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Toilet roll to the face, 8 inches deep, 4% chance of survival.

 

[BooksReject]

Stabbed in the eye with a USB stick, 9 inches it went in, and 19% chance of survival. Could still make Sunday ;)