God I hate Zoe Ball. An embarrassment to broadcasting. Always has been. She’d be out of her depth in a drop of rain. Hopelessly devoid of talent she jabbers on talking uninformed SHITE and tripping over her own incompetence and ignorance to the discomfort of anyone unfortunate enough to be listening. Yet she still gets work because she was once photographed wearing a straw hat and drinking JD…get this….from the BOTTLE. At a FESTIVAL. This somehow makes her rock n roll. A ladette if you will. Despite this being perfectly normal behaviour, especially for someone who works in the media. Despite her being as edgy as a Shreddies nan. She probably watches Heartbeat and reads Women’s Own. Just fuck off Zoe Ball. I’m onto you.