Zoe Ball

[Lucky Toma]

God I hate Zoe Ball. An embarrassment to broadcasting. Always has been. She’d be out of her depth in a drop of rain. Hopelessly devoid of talent she jabbers on talking uninformed SHITE and tripping over her own incompetence and ignorance to the discomfort of anyone unfortunate enough to be listening. Yet she still gets work because she was once photographed wearing a straw hat and drinking JD…get this….from the BOTTLE. At a FESTIVAL. This somehow makes her rock n roll. A ladette if you will. Despite this being perfectly normal behaviour, especially for someone who works in the media. Despite her being as edgy as a Shreddies nan. She probably watches Heartbeat and reads Women’s Own. Just fuck off Zoe Ball. I’m onto you.

 

[dazdon]

You're not a fan then?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

God I hate Zoe Ball. An embarrassment to broadcasting. Always has been. She’d be out of her depth in a drop of rain. Hopelessly devoid of talent she jabbers on talking uninformed SHITE and tripping over her own incompetence and ignorance to the discomfort of anyone unfortunate enough to be listening. Yet she still gets work because she was once photographed wearing a straw hat and drinking JD…get this….from the BOTTLE. At a FESTIVAL. This somehow makes her rock n roll. A ladette if you will. Despite this being perfectly normal behaviour, especially for someone who works in the media. Despite her being as edgy as a Shreddies nan. She probably watches Heartbeat and reads Women’s Own. Just fuck off Zoe Ball. I’m onto you.

You cannot hate her more than I do. We listen to R2 as our station of choice but when the Ginger Nutter goes gallivanting to Monaco or Hay-on-Wye we have a telly breakfast. Can't stand the woman. There's just summat that I can't quite put me finger on!!!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

3 posts and not one mention that she is a rag!

 

[jimharri]

God I hate Zoe Ball. An embarrassment to broadcasting. Always has been. She’d be out of her depth in a drop of rain. Hopelessly devoid of talent she jabbers on talking uninformed SHITE and tripping over her own incompetence and ignorance to the discomfort of anyone unfortunate enough to be listening. Yet she still gets work because she was once photographed wearing a straw hat and drinking JD…get this….from the BOTTLE. At a FESTIVAL. This somehow makes her rock n roll. A ladette if you will. Despite this being perfectly normal behaviour, especially for someone who works in the media. Despite her being as edgy as a Shreddies nan. She probably watches Heartbeat and reads Women’s Own. Just fuck off Zoe Ball. I’m onto you.

So; you wouldn't then?

You cannot hate her more than I do. We listen to R2 as our station of choice but when the Ginger Nutter goes gallivanting to Monaco or Hay-on-Wye we have a telly breakfast. Can't stand the woman. There's just summat that I can't quite put me finger on!!!

Or you?

 

[Pelly Greeny]

She turned down your Twitter offer of an NSA date?

 

[pinkwheeltrim]

Couldn't agree more! My Friday afternoon has been well and truly ruined by that talentless harlot and some bland fadge of a man standing in for Kermode and Mayo!!

 

[wayne71]

Her dads pretty cool though and deserves some kudos for being the only TV personality from that era to still be a free man.

 

[Carver]

Another one who only got on the telly 'cos her dad was on it.

No I wouldn't, not even if she was gagged.

 

[tidyman]

I remember when she was on Fantasy Football and Skinner asked her, her favourite all time football memory.

Eric's comeback, she replied. The first game back after his ban. It was amazing. The atmosphere. The occasion. The result. Eric's performance. Just the perfect day.

Where were you sat? asked Skinner.

In the car on the motorway. Heard it on the radio, she replied.

 

[The Pink Panther]

God I hate Zoe Ball. An embarrassment to broadcasting. Always has been. She’d be out of her depth in a drop of rain. Hopelessly devoid of talent she jabbers on talking uninformed SHITE and tripping over her own incompetence and ignorance to the discomfort of anyone unfortunate enough to be listening. Yet she still gets work because she was once photographed wearing a straw hat and drinking JD…get this….from the BOTTLE. At a FESTIVAL. This somehow makes her rock n roll. A ladette if you will. Despite this being perfectly normal behaviour, especially for someone who works in the media. Despite her being as edgy as a Shreddies nan. She probably watches Heartbeat and reads Women’s Own. Just fuck off Zoe Ball. I’m onto you.

So; you wouldn't then?

You cannot hate her more than I do. We listen to R2 as our station of choice but when the Ginger Nutter goes gallivanting to Monaco or Hay-on-Wye we have a telly breakfast. Can't stand the woman. There's just summat that I can't quite put me finger on!!!

Or you?

Nope, I wouldn't either.
There are too many reasons not to and that's before saying that she looks too much like her Dad to even consider

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I remember when she was on Fantasy Football and Skinner asked her, her favourite all time football memory.

Eric's comeback, she replied. The first game back after his ban. It was amazing. The atmosphere. The occasion. The result. Eric's performance. Just the perfect day.

Where were you sat? asked Skinner.

In the car on the motorway. Heard it on the radio, she replied.

She is sadly typical of all these new middle-class fans who are following football today.

I preferred it when all football fans were working-class, like what I am.

 

[BimboBob]

I remember when she was on Fantasy Football and Skinner asked her, her favourite all time football memory.

Eric's comeback, she replied. The first game back after his ban. It was amazing. The atmosphere. The occasion. The result. Eric's performance. Just the perfect day.

Where were you sat? asked Skinner.

In the car on the motorway. Heard it on the radio, she replied.

She is sadly typical of all these new middle-class fans who are following football today.

I preferred it when all football fans were working-class, like what I am.

Did Jeeves type this post for you?

Never liked her, apart from one photo.

[bigimg]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me63j5RVG31rs6scso1_1280.jpg[/bigimg]

And maybe this one...

[bigimg]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me63kpYMYf1rs6scso1_500.jpg[/bigimg]

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I remember when she was on Fantasy Football and Skinner asked her, her favourite all time football memory.

Eric's comeback, she replied. The first game back after his ban. It was amazing. The atmosphere. The occasion. The result. Eric's performance. Just the perfect day.

Where were you sat? asked Skinner.

In the car on the motorway. Heard it on the radio, she replied.

She is sadly typical of all these new middle-class fans who are following football today.

I preferred it when all football fans were working-class, like what I am.

Did Jeeves type this post for you?

Jeeves, as a consequence of his comprehensive education, struggles expressing himself via the written word.

Clearly, it has its advantages when it comes to calculating his holiday entitlement and amending his working conditions, but the flip-side to the same coin is that his secretarial skills are somewhat lacking.

I have spoken to Daddy about this, but he insists the current arrangement is best for all concerned.

 

[tidyman]

I remember when she was on Fantasy Football and Skinner asked her, her favourite all time football memory.

Eric's comeback, she replied. The first game back after his ban. It was amazing. The atmosphere. The occasion. The result. Eric's performance. Just the perfect day.

Where were you sat? asked Skinner.

In the car on the motorway. Heard it on the radio, she replied.

She is sadly typical of all these new middle-class fans who are following football today.

I preferred it when all football fans were working-class, like what I am.

It's not the class I particularly object to.

I had a pint of snakebite in that boozer in Hale once so I am virtually middle class myself.

It's more the fact that I saw her interviewed a couple of years earlier and she was a BIG Liverpool fan then.

 

[TGR]

Another one who only got on the telly 'cos her dad was on it.

No I wouldn't, not even if she was gagged.

Carver: Let's not be too hasty now! The gag just might swing it...

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I remember when she was on Fantasy Football and Skinner asked her, her favourite all time football memory.

Eric's comeback, she replied. The first game back after his ban. It was amazing. The atmosphere. The occasion. The result. Eric's performance. Just the perfect day.

Where were you sat? asked Skinner.

In the car on the motorway. Heard it on the radio, she replied.

She is sadly typical of all these new middle-class fans who are following football today.

I preferred it when all football fans were working-class, like what I am.

It's not the class I particularly object to.

I had a pint of snakebite in that boozer in Hale once so I am virtually middle class myself.

It's more the fact that I saw her interviewed a couple of years earlier and she was a BIG Liverpool fan then.

Surely a lady's allowed to change her mnd?

 

[beast]

ZBIAC.

 

[ifiwasarichfan]

She is sadly typical of all these new middle-class fans who are following football today.

I preferred it when all football fans were working-class, like what I am.

It's not the class I particularly object to.

I had a pint of snakebite in that boozer in Hale once so I am virtually middle class myself.

It's more the fact that I saw her interviewed a couple of years earlier and she was a BIG Liverpool fan then.

Surely a lady's allowed to change her mnd?

I always thought that this Bird's career was based around her being a Ladette and not a Lady?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

It's not the class I particularly object to.

I had a pint of snakebite in that boozer in Hale once so I am virtually middle class myself.

It's more the fact that I saw her interviewed a couple of years earlier and she was a BIG Liverpool fan then.

Surely a lady's allowed to change her mnd?

I always thought that this Bird's career was based around her being a Ladette and not a Lady?

potato; potatoe.