United 2016/17

[stony]

So the fat little twat is staying is he. The thought of Rooney in China is funny as fuck, he would fucking hate it there. I doubt he would last in London, not a chance he could cope on the other side of the world.

 

[blueinsa]

No doubt a hero's return to Woodison is on the cards come the summer for a vastly inflated fee as well.

 

[Vienna_70]

The story literally came out of no where on a high level the morning after our game.

It just seemed really random how much coverage it was getting.

As if Rooney would go to China in February.

We were listening to talkshite on the way home and the cockernee rag Goldstein was all over it.

 

[G-Star Medium Rare]

So the fat little twat is staying is he. The thought of Rooney in China is funny as fuck, he would fucking hate it there. I doubt he would last in London, not a chance he could cope on the other side of the world.

He was probably worried about having to learn the language

 

[crazyg]

He was probably worried about having to learn the language

Ingrish??

 

[blueincy]

The Rags PR Machine in bullshit mode...

Somebody heading to China Blah blah blah

 

[blueincy]

 

[hertsblue]

Best news for everyone bar Man Utd he is staying. Huge salary, shit now and getting no fee for him. Brilliant. Hope he stays till he retires (officially)

 

[blueincy]

People seeing it for what it really is Peg...

 

[bluethrunthru]

So the fat little twat is staying is he. The thought of Rooney in China is funny as fuck, he would fucking hate it there. I doubt he would last in London, not a chance he could cope on the other side of the world.

The story served its purpose though - during the Chinese window the media whoring rags made sure they were top news story amd kept their 659 million loyal supporters happy