Erling Haaland

[SCEtoAUX]

Sixty mil for Erling Haaland
It's a steal for Erling Haaland
Dreaming dreams of Erling Haaland
Now he's playing for Ci-ty

 

[Eebo]

Problem for the media in maintaining their biased output is that they have to confuse matters by reporting it with every conceivable cost added in, otherwise they have to report that City have signed a £200M player for £63M

 

[ninjamonkey]

To that bloody brilliant German tune

Haaland, Haaland
Alfie Haaland is a blue,
Erling Haaland is one too
Haa Haa Haa Haaland.

Rinse and repeat.

It really doesn't need to be anything more elaborate than that

 

[jimharri]

I'm getting old. Why does everyone keep writing 'ratio' on tweets?
The youth of today, I don't know.

It baffles me as well..... https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ratio

And I'm not sure I'm much the wiser after that!

 

[Mancity0303]

 

[foggy1974]

We just use double sided tape, an old washing up bottle, one of those egg carton trays, a vice grip and a lump hammer. Never fails.

Do you get a blue peter badge for that, can't see any sticky back plastic

 

[Scottyboi]

Lyrics from Coming Home, I’ve been told to get me coat so someone else have a do

I'm coming home
I'm coming home
Tell the world I'm coming home
Let the rain wash away all the pain of yesterday
I know my kingdom awaits and they've forgiven my mistakes
I'm coming home, I'm coming home
Tell the world that I'm coming

Cringe ****

 

[Phoenix900000]

To that bloody brilliant German tune

Haaland, Haaland
Alfie Haaland is a blue,
Erling Haaland is one too
Haa Haa Haa Haaland.

Rinse and repeat.

It really doesn't need to be anything more elaborate than that

Perfect :)

 

[razman]

Took him long enough

 

[Inter Me Nan]