Erling Haaland

[N1985]

Problem for the media in maintaining their biased output is that they have to confuse matters by reporting it with every conceivable cost added in, otherwise they have to report that City have signed a £200M player for £63M

£52 million pal

 

[Matt.D]

Glad they communicated the decision to Real and Bayern, better hope we’ve informed Everton.

 

[SCEtoAUX]

Fuck that...

He's surfing in on the waves of salty tears from the fans of all the other teams

Nice nod to Murdoch. I like it.

 

[eastmanc]

Klopp shouldn't have signed a new contract.

He should have left on a winning note, the Carabao Cup.

Well said Jugen.

 

[lonestay]

Well I hope it's announced on a Wednesday cos that's the only day Tyler recognises!

 

[eastmanc]

You are Joni Mitchell, and I claim ......

More like Phil Mitchell.

 

[Vester]

Cant wait for the Man City version of that epic Haaland Haaland tune. Been on repeat all day!

 

[pudge]

Klopp shouldn't have signed a new contract.

He should have left on a winning note, the Carabao Cup.

I'd love it to be closer to €60m because then it'd be alongside what they paid for the best winger ever in Luis Diaz

 

[oddfellows]

Cheers bud , was done and dusted months ago this one.

Who's next bud

 

[eastmanc]

To that bloody brilliant German tune

Haaland, Haaland
Alfie Haaland is a blue,
Erling Haaland is one too
Haa Haa Haa Haaland.

Rinse and repeat.

It really doesn't need to be anything more elaborate than that

I think we have a winner, superb.