Ruben Cousillas

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Would anyone be entirely surprised if he conducted a press conference looking like that?

 

[Tron Coltrane]

I bumped into Pogba today, he said it's just down to negotiations with the kitman (Paul wants a three-digit number on the back of his shirt).

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Martin Edwards bumped his head into the bottom of a ladies toilet cubicle door today.

 

[1961_vintage]

I flew back from Paris to Heathrow this evening. I can confirm that there were many people on the aircraft, but Poggles was not one of them, and none of them said "wibble".

 

[The Richard Wright Fan Club]

Fuck Off

That Kun cunts put the beef on.

 

[goalmole]

Bumped into the big man in altrincham today, spoke very broken English but as soon as I shook his hand and told him I was a season ticket holder he was surprisingly honest. Apparently, we are moving to a 4-3-3, de bruyne is done, pogba he knows nothing about, and the surprising part is that he/ pelegrini aren't interested in any other positions than de brujne to play on the wing with raheem (who he says is unbelievable) and a centre back. He said were interested in Ramos, which I highly doubt will happen, and "that man from athletico" (who is Godin btw) which I though was very interesting. But obviously what him and pelegrini want and what txiki gives us are two very different things...

 

[AdamManCity]

I logged back on here in good faith to post it, if you don't belive me fine but I wouldn't just make this up

 

[Marvin]

I logged back on here in good faith to post it, if you don't belive me fine but I wouldn't just make this up

Sounded very believable to me. Thanks for posting. All goes into the melting pot.

I have tended to dismiss all centre-back rumours, but I have read some reports insisting that City are tracking Otamendi and that Utd have no interest whatsoever (which is kind of great as they desperately need a centre back so LVG seems to be off his head)

 

[Turner92]

I logged back on here in good faith to post it, if you don't belive me fine but I wouldn't just make this up

Rag ;)

 

[Universidad de Chile]

I logged back on here in good faith to post it, if you don't belive me fine but I wouldn't just make this up

I believe, mate.

Why not?

Its everything "virtual" here and we will never meet you.

So, what do I have to lose?



I believe you.

:-)