Was driving my kid to training and a Lexus SUV was out in front of me with a vanity tag 1FITMOM. Naturally, I figure if you're going to make a claim that audacious on a moving billboard, you must be bringing the goods. So I spent the next several miles trying to catch up to the passenger side window as the rear windows were darkly tinted. Finally she wants to make a double lane change to turn right and slows down and I finally get a good look at her from my rear view. 1FITMOM turns out to be absolutely bang average. Must have done it as some sort of a joke? Like the overweight guy that everyone calls Slim?