United Pre-Match Thread - Friendly in Houston - Kick off now 03:05am (BST)

[taconinja]

I prefer burnt avocado toast as a medicinal cure for my craft beer induced hangovers. ;-)

As long as you don't put half a stick of butter in your coffee, you and me are good!

 

[SebastianBlue]

Rags are booing.

Hope we leather them.

What absolute tits.

I'd love to see their smacked arses if we beat them with our kids in the side.

 

[SebastianBlue]

As long as you don't put half a stick of butter in your coffee, you and me are good!

No, I just eat that straight with a dash of Sriracha.

 

[MP71]

Just got up for this. Looking forward to seeing our players.

 

[ADegenerate]

No, I just eat that straight with a dash of Sriracha.

mmmmm

 

[taconinja]

No, I just eat that straight with a dash of Sriracha.

... I do love Sriracha. Not as much as Gochujang, but it does its job.

 

[SebastianBlue]

mmmmm

I just imagine a fountain of it overflowing your mouth now, you sick, sick man.

 

[vonkeynotvenky]

Found an ESPN stream instead of that awful rag TV abomination.

 

[CTID1988]

I've got a stream of mutv on, its propaganda. Their fans are children who need their heads patting telling them they're good. The constant reminders that the crowd is 70% united fans is pathetic

 

[SebastianBlue]

... I do love Sriracha. Not as much as Gochujang, but it does its job.

I bow down to your hispterdom. ;-)