Park the bus song

What about a song from hoist up the john b sails (Ricky Pointings a broken man)

Mourinhos a broken man
Parking the bus is his plan
Then came along City and we took the piss..took the piss
They boot it long
And it all goes wrong
With Pep as our manager we'll take the piss

Needs improving!
 
What about,

U-N-I-T-E-D united aren't the team for me
with a knick knack paddy wack
give a dog a bone
Mourinho parks the bus at home

They do like their nursery rhymes.
What about a song from hoist up the john b sails (Ricky Pointings a broken man)

Mourinhos a broken man
Parking the bus is his plan
Then came along City and we took the piss..took the piss
They boot it long
And it all goes wrong
With Pep as our manager we'll take the piss

Needs improving!
 
Can it not just be sang when we play them?

I take the piss out of my rag mates coz most of their songs mention us.
This. Please, please this. It was funny on the day. It' bad enough we still feel the need to sing about the 6-1 that happened 6 years ago. Let's not bang on about the last derby win as if we still can't believe we managed to beat them there. Let' have some class ffs.
 
What about a song from hoist up the john b sails (Ricky Pointings a broken man)

Mourinhos a broken man
Parking the bus is his plan
Then came along City and we took the piss..took the piss
They boot it long
And it all goes wrong
With Pep as our manager we'll take the piss

Needs improving!
Needs binning. Lets come up with a song about City, eh?
 
The idea that any of these songs would actually be sung at the ground is pretty far fetched, but that doesn’t stop it from being great fun making them up

Quite right. Although I can't help feeling there would be more chance of these songs taking off if the club allocated tickets according to singing voice. My basso profundo is well out of place surrounded as I am by the contraltos in block 118.
 

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