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Why have threads called: "Crizack = ****" and "Fuckingbollocksingcunts" been removed??? Come on Mods it's not the Disney Channel!!

Nothing, I don't give a shit about life, death, animals, chess or other stuff that people think is important. I really don't give a fuck. Is this wrong... actually don't even answer, I don't give a fuck.

Just watched their Glasto appearance. So what are your 3 words that sum them up? Pompous Dwarf Ridiculous

I am ITK on this one.You heard it here first. This kid is special. Just what we need. Attacking midfielder from Bayern Munich for those of you who've never heard of him.

Well now you're gonna have to work longer. No retiring at 60 now. Deal with it you lazy bitches.

Do people in Warrington really eat lobster??? I've only ever seen them eating Greggs or Chips 'n' Cheese.

Mine has to be picking up dog-shit. That horrible stench penetrates my nostrils like a knife and the feeling of warm squidgy turd only separated by the thin coating of the little plastic bag is enough to make me want to vomit every single time I have to do it. Uuuuurrrgghhh!!

I got a £500 xmas bonus and I've put the lot on Wolfsburg to beat the scum tonight. Even money is a great price when all the rags are out injured I think. I'm nervous but confident. Got a few Stellas in too, just in case.

Nice one student, your act and your timing are impeccable - I think there might be a few people back in Macc who would like a 'word' with you. <a class="postlink" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/south_yorkshire/8342191.stm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return...

About 3 weeks for me (when I was having my bathroom refitted), but i washed my face, armpits and dipped my balls in the sink.

I bet Macca wishes he never did this one... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmv4Kb--9p4

<a class="postlink" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/8325688.stm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manc ... 325688.stm</a> Trained firemen (and probably heroes), sacked for emailing a bit of porn. Not illegal porn, just porn...

I'm watching Dizzee Raaaascal with a band/orchestra and choir... I don't mind young rascal, but this ain't working for me. A bunch of choristers singing "he's just a roreskull a dizzy roreskull" is weirding me out. It's still a mile better than that fat dancer from Stoke last night though.

<a class="postlink" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8314032.stm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8314032.stm</a> So a criminal record will stay with you forever, no matter how petty it was - if you nicked something from a shop aged 14 or had a...

Well done chaps, great sense of humour, you're all doing a cracking job. Cheers.

Why are good threads disappearing, then threads about threads disappearing, disappearing too? Can a mod be kind enough to explain please?

I was out on the lash thursday, friday & saturday, and on sunday afternoon I took my new bird out for lunch (been seeing her for 2 weeks), I was sat at the table while she went to the ladies. While she was gone I thought I'd squeeze a fart out. Well some kind of weird shit-bubble exploded in my...

I'm really upset about Jordan and the little aussie fella splitting up. The way she's pouring her little heart out to that nice man Piers Morgan has got me in floods of tears. I wish people would give her the privacy she craves.

Jonathon Ross has been arrested for shoplifting at Debenhams, for stealing a kitchen utensil. He said "it was a whisk I was pwepared to take."

Anyone watch it on BBC2 last night? Very very funny, pissed all over Horne & Corden crap last week. Great to see someone taking the piss out of that fat pig Moyles.