Achievements on BM....

[york away to this!]

There are a few jockeying for the "over exuberant use of the C word" rosette...

 

[dickie davies]

I've been awarded plenty of achievements on here, they're called warnings

 

[york away to this!]

And the award for "wummer of the season" goes to...

 

[andyhinch]

I bumped into Wio in Wilmslow and hour ago and didn't call him a ****, trust me that's an achievement

 

[york away to this!]

I bumped into Wio in Wilmslow and hour ago and didn't call him a ****, trust me that's an achievement

Hit-and-run, I assume?. Anything else is a serious underachievement...

 

[andyhinch]

Hit-and-run, I assume?. Anything else is a serious underachievement...

I just smiled politly asked him if they were still fighting for 6th and continued about my business

 

[Magicpole]

There are a few jockeying for the "over exuberant use of the C word" rosette...

I'm in that group. And the reasons.

Cad? I'm not sure. Rotter? A bit Tom Brown's School Days. As is Bounder. Swine? Not bad. Wrong un? Useful.

I know where you're coming from though. It's like Tourette's for me, especially when writing about thePresident elect. Those five letters typed and the only word the numbskulls in my head have to work with is the C word.

It amuses me that we still have a taboo about a word today.

Words are just that.

It depends on the context and where you are.

Primary school talk on the presidential race? No.

In here yes ok and if you were ever introduced to him then a must.

Pleased to meet you Mr President. I have always thought you're a prize **** and just wanted to let you know.

Turning to his wife and asking her

You actually fuck that?

I would then be wrestled to the floor and no doubt shout that in the melee with the secret service guys. Taken to Guantanemo Bay and put in C Wing.

I can see it now.

 

[york away to this!]

^^^ whatever it is you're drinking, stop right now.

 

[kaz7]

I'm in that group. And the reasons.

Cad? I'm not sure. Rotter? A bit Tom Brown's School Days. As is Bounder. Swine? Not bad. Wrong un? Useful.

I know where you're coming from though. It's like Tourette's for me, especially when writing about thePresident elect. Those five letters typed and the only word the numbskulls in my head have to work with is the C word.

It amuses me that we still have a taboo about a word today.

Words are just that.

It depends on the context and where you are.

Primary school talk on the presidential race? No.

In here yes ok and if you were ever introduced to him then a must.

Pleased to meet you Mr President. I have always thought you're a prize **** and just wanted to let you know.

Turning to his wife and asking her

You actually fuck that?

I would then be wrestled to the floor and no doubt shout that in the melee with the secret service guys. Taken to Guantanemo Bay and put in C Wing.

I can see it now.

It's the only word for the orange ****,nothing else will do

 

[Magicpole]

I was once in the process of boiling two eggs. I had one in each hand and edged the pot of boiling water to a more central position over the gas. It tipped a bit and was ready to fall.

I threw both the eggs up in the air, stopped the pot from falling and caught the eggs on their way back down.

I was actually gutted no one was there to witness it.

It should have ended in a scalding and setting my sleeve on fire.

Not that day. I was like an egg boiling, pot tipping saviour Ninja.