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[laserblue]

"Sorry I'm late Ed. My usual parking space was blocked by a fucking big bus".

 

[dronefromsector7G]

"Hey ****"
"morning, twat"
"You dickheads, how are you?'

 

[laserblue]

"Don't forget to show him round the Martin Edwards Memorial Ladies Toilets".

 

[rabby]

Do you think if I grow these sideburns a bit I could comb them over the top of my head

 

[maccadon]

And then they said we wasn't joint first...

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

"Don't forget to let him have a peep at the Martin Edwards Memorial Ladies Toilets".

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Ed..., Ed...I thought I made myself clear. Nat in a million years. Listen, I don't care what you got goin' on, an' I sure as hell don' give a two bit nickel what this schlamiel says, IT AIN'T HAPPENIN'!

 

[Zubrman]

And Ryan's gone round to make sure she's settling in, has he?

 

[dickie davies]

Don't mention our under 14's getting annihilated 9-0 by City

 

[manctheknife]

Don't mention our under 14's getting annihilated 9-0 by City

' I don't care who did it Bobby, get back in there and roll your fucking sleeves up.....[/QUOTE]