Chris Moyles...

[Swales lives]

How would you like to see him meet his maker?

I'd like to see him eaten whole by a Giant Anaconda.

 

[stony]

Sucked into the cold vacuum of space through a hole the size of a pea.

 

[Simon Le Tom]

I quite like his breakfast show actually...but if he had to go, i'd sell him to those Hostel guys to mutilate.

 

[supersoph]

Have him & Chris Evans fight to the death.

A "Celebrity Deathmatch", if you will.

 

[Banned Tosspot]

I love a bit of Moyles.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Crucified,slowly,covered in sugar and eaten alive by ants.

 

[Captain Oats]

i think on his day moyles can be pretty funny

 

[Anonymous]

I think on his day Moyles is a right cnut.

 

[Swales lives]

I think on his day Moyles is a right cnut.

Seconded - I have never laughed at anything that fat Yorkshire C*nt has said

 

[honkytonkman187]

I quite like him, but "Comedy Dave" is a thousand times funnier !