Dog training/Behaviour

[yeseye]

Sounds like there was a strange man in your bedroom.

 

[kaz7]

marking his new territory

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I think he's trying to say " Fuck you, I'm the daddy round here ". One way ticket to the vets, it's the only way if you want to restore your position of alpha male. Get a stick insect.

 

[Fame Monster]

I normally hide behind a tree then slap my balls on the windscreen as I'm about to cum.










Thought it said dogging.

 

[york away to this!]

You could perhaps consider burning his kennel down, then suggesting he leaves via the servants' entrance...

 

[Mid Wales blue]

I normally hide behind a tree then slap my balls on the windscreen as I'm about to cum.










Thought it said dogging.

Stan is that you?

 

[taleofbluehalves]

my dog isn’t allowed upstairs, he has a morning walk, and a 2 hour evening walk. He never does a 1 or 2 in the house, he’s 5 and trained. Today I left the door to upstairs open, and he filled his boots. Ripped a bin and it’s contents to bits, did a number next to the bed, and in front of the shower. What is he trying to say!

I know something was up when I got home, he’s always happy to see me but he went nuts today, almost to happy!!

2 hour evening walk. How do you find the time?

 

[oman0115]

2 hour evening walk. How do you find the time?

I start work at 7 and finish at 3 so he gets 1.5 - 2 hours before it gets dark. He’s spoilt AF

 

[jimharri]

I normally hide behind a tree then slap my balls on the windscreen as I'm about to cum.










Thought it said dogging.

You are Stanloy Collymore and I claim my prize.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Got 4 dogs and for some reason they wake the wife up at about 4 am to go out for a crap. She's now threatening to wake me up to get them outside. Any advice from the oracle that is Bluemoon about changing their toilet habits to a more sociable regime.