If there was no such thing as football...

[Jacob Smith]

I’d be faster on my road bike and better at golf

 

[Dicko69]

I couldn't imagine what my life would have been like, not talking just city here. I played Sunday league football from age 7 to 35, most of my childhood in parks and gardens playing, joined the cubs because they had a team that played Saturday, Saturday league football from 18 till 32, loads of 5-a-side leagues also. the amount of hours I've lost playing champ manager. all that is not counting my city obsession

 

[davymcfc]

I just find on weekends like this I am absolutely bored out of my mind. What do normal people do on weekends? The weekly food shop and that’s it? Normally I can only get through that by checking the scores on my phone.

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

Be like one of those boring whimpy blokes that don't like football. The sort of bloke who watches telly and likes Harry Potter and Dr Who. The sort of bloke who was into dinosaurs and maths at school.
In other words, a boring fucker.

 

[Blue Til Death]

I'd go and watch City play pigs bladder ball...!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

One less tattoo....

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Most of us blokes would be blind by now.